18 June 2015

things we never thought we'd have to say

"Ellie, carrots do not belong in shoes."

"Ellie, stop decorating your water bottle with zucchini."

"Ellie, please don't draw on the computer."

"Ellie, your stroller doesn't go on the couch."

"Ellie, do not put your hair clip into the coffee grinder."

"Ellie, don't eat rocks."

"Ellie, you may not step on other people's heads."

Parenting! You gotta tell these toddlers everything.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know...she may be onto something with storing her hair clip in the coffee grinder. It's an automatic reminder to do your hair every morning while the coffee is brewing (as long as it doesn't get ground into the coffee first, that is)!

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  2. I don't know...she might be onto something with storing her hair clip in the coffee grinder. That way it's right there to remind you to do your hair in the morning while the coffee is brewing!

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