Well, if you're going to buy a sweatshirt

You should buy an AWESOME one.
Heavens to Betsy. The line between "want" and "need" is wavering . . . in other words, I want this even more than I want a food processor. That's pretty serious.

For more wearable literature, go here: Out of Print Clothing. Brilliant.

(HT: Design*Sponge)