Homemaking Is Not For Pansies.

That ought to be evident to anyone with a brain, of course. But in case you weren't convinced, here is an excellent reason: bathroom sinks clogged with hair.

Yeah.

And here's another great one: scrubbing bloodstained sweaters. Or this: four children throwing up almost simultaneously. Or even this: keeping the refrigerator and pantry stocked. Do you know how hard it is to plan meals, write a thorough list of ingredients, keep track of everything in the cupboards, remember which brand of granola Bobby likes, buy the right amount of sour cream so it doesn't spoil before you use it, and make sure that nobody drinks the orange juice that you needed for the cranberry sauce?

Nope. Homemaking is definitely not for pansies.