The Lancaster Academy for the Performing Arts-- with which three of my siblings study and perform-- is mounting a production of Pride and Prejudice next month.
It will be way good. For tickets, contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
"If I were as rich as Mr. Darcy," cried a young Lucas, who came with his sisters, "I should not care how proud I was. I would keep a pack of foxhounds, and drink a bottle of wine a day."
"Then you would drink a great deal more than you ought," said Mrs. Bennet; "and if I were to see you at it, I should take away your bottle directly."